Why Messi doesn’t run

1. Blue lock

2. Biggest fraud in football

3. I’ve never seen a more smug person than a bald man in a turtleneck. Even an illustration of his Barcelona coach had me groaning, then you went and quoted him saying something super pretentious

4. Just lazy😂😂

5. Thats why hes the goat 🐐

6. He's like a predator waiting for the right moment to strike his prey.

7. Young players don’t do this. You’re not Messi. I was always jogging and moving. You can still take it the game and get in behind defenders. Walking makes you look lazy and you’re not the greatest player to ever live.

8. Why talk like MrWhoseTheBoss 😂😂

9. It’s called meta vision – Isagi Yoichi

10. Mario wonder more like Mario blunder

11. It's Actally Scanning,No im not a nerd,It's a very smart move of messi

12. bro he ain't isagi yoichi

13. Messi is born football masterpiece.
    Legend

14. I saw him play for Inter-Miami, he was walking a lot at the beginning and I thought he was boring until I saw how he he 0-100 real quick !!! 💯🔥

15. He's old

16. So basically completely change your strategy mid game to beat him

17. Ranaldo is better

18. MESSI!!!!!

19. Messi is a bot Cristiano Ronaldo is 100,000,000,000 x better

20. The best of all time

21. Dude is litteraly isagi

22. Some blue lock sh*t

23. And then he shot with panalty and wins the game

24. "Metavision Unlocked"

25. Nothing new

    Only the stupid would exert all the way

26. So hes a big deal because he spends a few minutes thinking?

27. That's why he's not Ronaldo.

28. Other players do the same while they play also, he is a slow-learner, a very good learner by the way, but a slow one.

29. This is how you be lazy guys

30. When u put 1 point on endurance and spread the rest on intelligence and offense

31. He’s putting the pieces together in the puzzle

32. For some reason when I try this, my coach just yells at me to stop being lazy 😒

33. Pure talent

34. he is too old to run

35. my man got metavision

36. Yes this is true so Ronaldo fans stop saying oh Messi is so lazy like just shut it

37. That's y he could possibly be the greatest manager ever

38. Honestly 3 miles doesnt sound that much, i would have guessed a lot higher

39. His only focus on getting penalty not scoring far distance goals

40. That's why he's the goat

41. That’s why he’s the GOAT

42. more than any other player?

43. Messis eyes start glowing after he done mapping

44. Cuz he's lazy

45. Real life blue lock

46. I don't mind him walking, he has nothing to prove. But complaining about his life in Paris, that's a big no.

47. BLUE LOCK 💀💀💀

48. Messi litterely got meta vision from blue lock but he perfected to the fullest

49. Bro should join "Blue Lock"

50. we’ve seen this since 2015 we know why he walks

51. Mesii the magic man

52. Metavision k

53. Looks like Messi took insprtion from Blue Lock

54. Maybe. Or he could just be lazy😂

55. Messi is solving puzzle in his head

56. This is ….. metavision

57. Or maybe he just old…. Guy’s a great footballer and has a lot of experience and knowledge that he brings to the with all that in mind if you ask hey Messi would you like a 23 year old body and still get ur all the knowledge , experience and skills

58. Absolute legend

59. "the unseen blade is the deadliest" 😂

60. Messi in Barbie league in hes Barbie world

61. He just not giving his best anymore

62. Messi has become isagi yoichi☠️

63. in counter strike we call this baiting, basically 0 support or team play but still stealing kills

64. He's also saving his stamina for the end game

65. Spatial awareness is an ability anyone can practice

66. This is the reason ronaldo is the real goat, and messi is just an impostor.

67. it also creates tension as the opponents are too focused on not forgetting about messi since hes just walking and it creates openings for other players and then vice versa . its a pretty simple but creates heavy mental pressure

68. people who thinks Ronaldo>Messi – 💀🤪🤓sui
    People who know Messi>Ronaldo – 🗿🫡W

69. What in the blue lock is going on here!?

70. Isagi yoichi

71. Bro thinks he is isagi 😂

72. smort

73. he's literally isagi yoichi from blue lock 😭😭

74. I guess that’s why he was “The One Man Army”

75. This is why he's the best.

76. Meta vision

77. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 yea yea😂😂😂😂😂

78. Real life blue lock lore

79. Ronaldo better

80. The perfect loop doesn’t exi-

81. That's being a playmaker right?

82. Omg the TALENTSS

83. Yo who knew blue lock was accully somewhat true

84. Meta vision is real YOOOOOOOO BLUELOCK IS REAL😎😎😎

85. Imagine how good of a manger he would be

86. He likes his knees what can he say. 🤣

87. Snort snort 8-2

88. Bruh Messi iswashed Ronaldo don't need to do that

89. Bro thinks he’s Isagi 💀

90. Meanwhile Ramos….

91. Bro will NEVER beat the autism allegations

92. absolute bs .😂

93. Meanwhile me and my homies just kicking the ball to insert an goal

94. Is this new cos I've been pointing out this to the kids from the World cup observations I had of him for the past season

95. Meanwhile the neighbour wasting his energy for diving and useless siuu😂

96. Me: “Messi ur lazy af
    When I play him and he works out my strategy
    ☠️☠️🫡

97. If could be an insane coach if he sent That Way

98. So Messi is actually isagi

99. Bro is an anime character

100. That he sucks? I know.

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